We’ve all been CAUGHT in a daze by a big booty.
So I would’ve been one of the guys in this video getting the dog sh*T slapped out of me by my girlfriend.
“Having a girlfriend and not looking at a passing booty takes the training montages of two Jean Claude Van Damme movies and one Rocky. Seriously. When a hot girl walks by and I’m with my girl I just frantically start singing Eye of the Tiger in my head over and over again while simultaneously the visage of Ivan Drago invades my thoughts repeatedly saying “I must break you” over and over again till I finally give in and pretend to yawn or some bullshit and take a peak.
I know in my heart my girlfriend is quietly busting me every time but it’s just like squeaking out a fart, you operate under plausible deniability. Sometimes I just decide to perform what I call the Commentary Technique, where I directly discuss with my girlfriend the girl that I want to just check out freely. You basically give some sort of negative comment about her, which affords you the precious few seconds that every man – for whatever damn reason – needs to steal a glance. This is not for novices, I recommend trying at least three relationships before taking on this master-class skill.”
…would you have got CAUGHT in the act?!?